Author Archives: Syndicated Content

Morton students, school staff test positive for COVID-19
Morton, Ill. — With classes set to start Tuesday, August 11, Morton District 709 says three students and two staff members have tested positive for COVID-19. Superintendent Jeff Hill said in a l...
Julia Bradley Aug 07, 2020
Phone Tap: Motivational Speaker
In today's Phone Tap, Jose calls a woman who was expecting a famous motivational speaker but unluckily for her, she got Jose and he has some unorthodox tactics to motivate her employees.
Brooke and Jeffrey Aug 07, 2020

U.S. adds 1.8 million jobs as hiring slows
WASHINGTON (AP) - The United States added 1.8 million jobs in July, a pullback from the gains of May and June and evidence that the resurgent coronavirus is stalling hiring and slowing an economic reb...
Julia Bradley Aug 07, 2020
Second Date: Jeanine and Stephan (House Hunters)
The couple from today's Second Date moved faster than any couple we've ever, ever had on the show. It's got to be some sort of speed record. So it's no wonder they need our help.
Brooke and Jeffrey Aug 07, 2020
Laser Stories - August 7
Weird news stories from around the world... with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn't HAVE TO... it's "Laser Stories!
Brooke and Jeffrey Aug 07, 2020
Loser Line - August 7
Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592....
Brooke and Jeffrey Aug 07, 2020
Phone Tap: Little Tony Needs A Massage
In today's Phone Tap, we call up a masseuse and give her one of the most bizarre requests in the history of body hair. Is she down with the weird stuff or will our call push her over the edge?
Brooke and Jeffrey Aug 07, 2020
Shock Collar Question - August 7
Alexis is wearing the Shock Collar this morning! Today's question: On average we've been spending much more time in our own living quarters than last year and it's given us plenty of things that we ha...
Brooke and Jeffrey Aug 07, 2020

Manito resident dies in boating accident in Lake of the Ozarks
CAMDENTON, Mo. (AP) – Authorities say an Illinois man has died after being hit by a boat anchor on Lake of the Ozarks. The Missouri State Highway Patrol says the incident happened Wednesday afte...
Julia Bradley Aug 07, 2020

Illinois extends unemployment benefits another 20 weeks
SPRINGFIELD, Ill. (AP) – The Illinois Department of Employment Security has extended jobless benefits another 20 weeks as the state’s unemployment numbers continue to soar because of the c...
Julia Bradley Aug 07, 2020
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