Author Archives: Syndicated Content
Laser Stories - July 31
Weird news stories from around the world... with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn't HAVE TO... it's "Laser Stories!
Jul 31, 2020
Phone Tap: Dropped Tesla
Today we call a woman who has been waiting for what seems like AGES for her dream car to come. Well, good news, it came. Bad news is... they had a little trouble dropping it off. Honestly though, it m...
Jul 31, 2020
Phone Tap: Dropped Tesla
Today we call a woman who has been waiting for what seems like AGES for her dream car to come. Well, good news, it came. Bad news is... they had a little trouble dropping it off. Honestly though, it m...
Jul 31, 2020
Loser Line - July 31
Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592....
Jul 31, 2020
Fauci to tell House panel ‘unclear’ how long pandemic lasts
WASHINGTON (AP) - There's no end in sight to the coronavirus pandemic, Dr. Anthony Fauci and other top government health experts will tell Congress on Friday. "While it remains unclear how long the pa...
Jul 31, 2020
Shock Collar Question - July 31
Brooke is wearing the Shock Collar this morning! Today's question: Weddings are like the super bowl for making emotionally-charged decisions. There's romance in the air, booze in the glasses, and the ...
Jul 31, 2020
Financial report: CAT profit-per-share below $1
DEERFIELD, Ill. - Caterpillar, Inc. saw a 31% decline in sales and revenue from the second quarter of 2020 compared to the same time period of 2019, numbers released Friday show. The company took in $...
Jul 31, 2020
Local COVID roundup 7/30: over 100 new cases
PEORIA, Ill. — The tri-county saw a resounding 102 new positive tests between Wednesday and Thursday for COVID-19. The biggest chunk of that number came from Peoria County, where 75 new cases ar...
Jul 30, 2020
COVID hospitalizations make rollback to phase three a distinct possibility
PEORIA, Ill. — Gov. J.B. Pritzker spoke Thursday at the Peoria City/County Health Department to address a local COVID-19 situation that has become more dire. The region has seen seven consecutiv...
Jul 30, 2020
Trump floats November election delay, but it won’t happen
WASHINGTON (AP) - President Donald Trump is suggesting delaying the Nov. 3 presidential election as he pushes unsubstantiated allegations that increased mail-in voting due to the coronavirus pandemic ...
Jul 30, 2020
